Month: April 2014

Title:	Altitude
Director:	Kaare Andrews
Often heard:	groan
Score:	1/6
Drink of the day:	Milk.

Although not quite up to his last two outings, I’d say Woody’s still on form.

Title:	Blue Jasmine
Director:	Woody Allen
Woody factor:	Extreme.
Score:	5/6
Drink of the day:	Gin/Bitter Lemon.

NB: Not suitable for the learning.

Title:	Dinosaur
Director:	Ralph Zondag / Eric Leighton
Learned:	Nothing!
Score:	3/6
Drink of the day:	Chocolate/Banana milk shake.

Jello Biaffra’s favourite film.

Title:	The 5,000 Fingers of Dr. T
Director:	Roy Rowland
Peak:	The singing elevator driver.
Score:	4/6
Drink of the day:	Lalama, Coca Cola.

Five and a half hours of restored color and colored footage from WW2.  Pretty gruesome stuff.

Title:	Apocalypse: The Second World War
Director:	A bunch of people
War:	Hell.
Score:	5/6
Drink of the day:	Coffee, Coca Cola, Beer, Red Wine, Gin&Tonic, Corpse Reviver #2

After a close encounter of the bear kind, Troy Hurtubise spends the next 15 years and all his money building a bear fighting suit.  He got parodied by the Simpsons, so I guess it was worth it.

Title:	Project Grizzly
Director:	Peter Lynch
Witness:	Bears.
Score:	3/5
Drink of the day:	Coffee

I have only one thing to say about this film: with fifteen minutes left on the clock, I suddenly realized I’d seen it before.

Title:	Contagion
Director:	Steven Soderberg
Includes:	Everyone except Michael Caine.
Score:	2/6
Drink of the day:	Coffee

Pixar normally don’t disappoint.  And neither do they this time around.  My six year old thought it was unaccetably scary.

Title:	Brave
Director:	Mark Andrews / Brenda Chapman
Hair:	Almost there.
Score:	4/6
Drink of the day:	Talisker

Part two of the Lech Kowalski festival.  Also very good!  I’ll have to watch all his films.

Title:	Hey! Is Dee Dee Home?
Director:	Lech Kowalski
Outcome:	Also lost.
Score:	5/6
Drink of the day:	Tears of rawk

Inspired by a fellow blog who sat through an entire mormon documentary about David Johansen, I decided to watch this.  I think this one’s better.

Title:	Johny Thunders: Born to Lose: The Last Rock and Roll Movie
Director:	Lech Kowalski
Outcome:	Lost.
Score:	5/6
Drink of the day:	Tears of rawk