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Month: July 2014

#215: I.Q. [1994]

Einstein, Gödel and Podolsky commit grand academic fraud to lure Meg Ryan away from Stephen Fry and into the arms of Tim Robbins, automobile mechanic.



Title: I.Q.
Director: Fred Schepisi
Score:   3/6
Rom-coms:   Why don’t they make them anymore?
Look at those cool cameras!
Oooh…

Ooh-ooohh!

OOOOOOH!

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#214: Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives [2010]

I am intrigued…  





Title: Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives 
Director: Apichatpong Weerasethakul
Score:   4/6
Deliciousness:   Tamarind honey?  Where can I get some?

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#213: Lunarcy! [2012]

Documentary about a group of people intent on colonizing the moon.  Now.  



Title: Lunarcy!
Director: Simon Ennis
Score:   4/6
Moon deeds bought: 0.

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#212: Noah [2014]

I’m not going to make any scholarly claims here, but were there really trolls in the bible 1?  Or cannons? Or corrugated iron?  Or jeans?  



Title: Noah
Director: Darren Aronofsky
Score:   1/6
Positive point: Hermione.  Still legal.

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#211: Being Flynn [2012]

I tried to like it.  I really did. 




Title: Being Flynn
Director: Pauk Weitz
Score:   3/6
Crack: Bad, hmkay?

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#210: The Frankenstein Theory [2013]

Professor Jonathan Venkenheim believes the mythical samsquamtch is the actual Frankenstein’s monster, and sets out to find him. This film documents his journey. 





Title: The Frankenstein Theory
Director: Andrew Weiner
Score:   4/6
Points for: Obscuring the REDACTED

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#209: Upstream Color [2013]

I don’t get it….



Title: Upstream Color
Director: Shane Carruth
Score:   ?/6
?: ?

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#208: Dom Hemingway [2013]

Comedy-thriler-drama-crime.  Not my favourite genre combination, so I’ll let the female unit roll the dice.



Title: Dom Hemingway
Director: Richard Shepard
Score:   5/6
Plusses for: Music.

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#207: Real Steel [2011]

Scripted by the numbers as only Hollywood can.  Still, surprisingly watchable.

Title: Real Steel
Director: Shawn Levy
Score:   4/10
Annoyance level: Moderately moderate.

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#206: Cockneys Vs Zombies [2012]

What’s that coming over the hill?  Is it a monster?

Title: Cockneys Vs Zombies
Director: Matthias Hoene
Score:   3/6
Awards: Best title sequence.

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