And so, 24 days later, we must come to the inexorable conclusion that where there should have been 31, there were only 8. Not good. So not good, in fact, that it may be time for another Year of Film. Next time there’s a new year, that is. Stay tuned!
Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead
Today we’re taking a break from horrtober to continue our Hamlet-Schmamlet theme. The kid didn’t think it was sufficiently un-boring, so he left midway. That means I get to score it. Maybe I’ll still let him watch Dale and Tucker vs. Evil.
Lots of people
So boring! SO VERY BORING!
Is this really a horror film, you ask? To this I can only answer: no. No, it isn’t. But I didn’t know that, so I’m counting it. Six.
Sooo… Anthology movie. Guess I could be a douche and count this as 3..4? movies…?
Not going to, though. One movie. Not a good one.
Attack on Titan II: End of the World
Guess what! There was a huge conspiracy! An ancient secret! And then, another conspiracy! Someone wasn’t quite what ze seemed! It was earth all along! Or something like that… Very Japan!
Attack on Titan Part 1
You just know that whenever you spin up a japanese horror, you’re going to get something a bit out of the ordinary. Needs seeing.
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Enzo G. Castellari
What he said.