Even better than I remembered. The kid’s too stingy with the dice.
World’s worst actor meets world’s worst director in world’s worst script to make world’s worst movie.
The Blood on Satan’s Claw
Great production values, but the story is thinner than a mosquito’s dick.
Lots of boobies, though.
Play the game instead.
Someone’s Watching Me
A few hilarious-for-all-the-wrong-reasons scenes, but not too bad. Not too good either.
Almost triggered the arachnophobia.
Classic horr-ytelling mixed with a brutal take on the contemporary art-industry sees horrtober 2021 off to a good start.