Dragonheart: Battle for the Heartfire
And there’s still one more to go, goddammit!
Dragonheart: A New Beginning
Why am I doing this to myself?
An hour and forty-five shorter, and still feels twice as long. It actually makes the original better. Been trying to get through it for three days, but I’m finally giving up. Don’t watch this.
No no no no no no no no no.
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
I don’t understand musicals. I mean, I love music… But why does it need to be such awful non-music music?
I mean… This is just unacceptably bad. WHAT WERE YOU THINKING, TIM!
Now You See Me 2
Jon M. Chu
So bad, so stupid, so many plot holes I almost want to see it again so I can make a list.
I’m sorry, but this is actual garbage. Why do you want to make garbage?
Darren Lemke / David Benioff
At first you think it’s too over the top. And then it goes further over the top, and you realize it wasn’t enough over the top. Pretty unusual for a Fresh Prince movie, I’d say.
And then…. CGI Fresh Prince came on. I’ll have nightmares for weeks.
Godzilla: King of the Monsters
Hfff…. How are these people even allowed to make movies?
Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga
Just like the actual ESC. Very disappointing. Had to turn it off.