A film about a man-eating starfish from Mars made by someone who doesn’t know anything about anything, with a cast of exclusively morons and some of the worst CGI we’ve seen in years. Garbage!
I have accidentally a Tom Cruise video!
MAKE THE BAD MAN STOP!
This may actually be the worst film ever made. I predict that in ten or fifteen years, will show it at film clubs alongside Plan 9 From Outer Space and the likes. The only positive thing I can say is it made me want to play Subnautica again.
I don’t understand why they let him carry on. Does he have major dirt on the studio heads?
No Way Out
I’d completely forgotten how bad eighties’ movies could be. #didntfinish
It’s always a good sign when the director needs an alias. Starts with a six minute voice-over info dump.
I was wrong! It’s the DPRK!
Mindblowingly bad, but literally everyone from the Eighties is in it. I wonder, is this the film Canadian Bacon parodies? I’m going to go out on a limb and guess that in the 2012 remake, it’s Iran that invades murrica.
Bad Santa 2
I wrote about 600 words on how much I love the original Bad Santa, and how much I hate this sequel and why I think it shouldn’t have been made.
But then I decided Bad Santa 2 simply wasn’t worth the effort. Fuck you, Mark.