Tag: AVOID!

Dragonheart: Battle for the Heartfire
Patrik Syversen
1/6

 

And there’s still one more to go, goddammit!

Dragonheart: A New Beginning
Doug Lefler
1/6

 

Why am I doing this to myself?

Rupture
Steven Shainberg
1/6

 

No no no no no no no no no.

Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
Tim Burton
1/6

I don’t understand musicals. I mean, I love music… But why does it need to be such awful non-music music?

I mean… This is just unacceptably bad. WHAT WERE YOU THINKING, TIM!

Now You See Me 2
Jon M. Chu
1/7

 

So bad, so stupid, so many plot holes I almost want to see it again so I can make a list.

Almost.

Replicas
Jeffrey Nachmanoff
0/10

 

I’m sorry, but this is actual garbage. Why do you want to make garbage?

Gemini Man
Darren Lemke / David Benioff
2/6

At first you think it’s too over the top. And then it goes further over the top, and you realize it wasn’t enough over the top. Pretty unusual for a Fresh Prince movie, I’d say.

And then…. CGI Fresh Prince came on. I’ll have nightmares for weeks.

Godzilla: King of the Monsters
Michael Dougherty
1/6

 

Hfff…. How are these people even allowed to make movies?

Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga
David Dobkin
1/10

 

Just like the actual ESC. Very disappointing. Had to turn it off.