AVOID! – Ponderous Personal Projects

Death at a Funeral [2010]

Death at a Funeral
Neil LaBute
1/6

Sometimes I wonder why I do this. As usual, Hollywood remakes only to add more annoy.

Big Game [2014]

Big Game
Jalmari Helander
1/6

Wow, that’s bad.

Spectral [2016]

Spectral
Nic Mathieu
1/6

Dumbest movie of the year.

Exodus: Gods and Kings [2014]

Exodus: Gods and Kings
Ridley Scott
0/6

Nice job, Ridley. Not a single minute out of a full 150 that wasn’t utter shite. Impressive!

Into the Woods [2014]

Into the Woods
Rob Marshall
0/6

NO!

Letters from Iwo Jima [2006]

Letters from Iwo Jima
Clint Eastwood
2/6

IT ISN’T!!!!

John Wick: Chapter 2 [2017]

John Wick: Chapter 2
Chad Stahelski
1/6

Goddamit! Who keeps greenlighting these movies?

Ralph Breaks the Internet [2018]

Ralph Breaks the Internet
Phil Johnston / Rich Moore

Approaching the Unknown [2016]

Approaching the Unknown
Mark Elijah Rosenberg
0/6

A very, very, very stupid movie. And not in a good way. I mean, not a single thing makes any sense—this movie literally gets everything wrong! I am impressed! Zero points!

Police Academy 7: Mission to Moscow [1994]

Police Academy 7: Mission to Moscow
Alan Metter
2/6

That was so bad I had to expropriate the dice from the Jr.