Exodus: Gods and Kings
Nice job, Ridley. Not a single minute out of a full 150 that wasn’t utter shite. Impressive!
Into the Woods
Letters from Iwo Jima
John Wick: Chapter 2
Goddamit! Who keeps greenlighting these movies?
Approaching the Unknown
Mark Elijah Rosenberg
A very, very, very stupid movie. And not in a good way. I mean, not a single thing makes any sense—this movie literally gets everything wrong! I am impressed! Zero points!
Police Academy 7: Mission to Moscow
That was so bad I had to expropriate the dice from the Jr.
War for the Planet of the Apes
After a couple of months of irregular 10-minute bursts I’m about ready to call it.
Dungeons & Dragons
The only work Jeremy Irons could get after Lolita, and also in all likelyhood the worst movie of all time.
Airplane vs. Volcano
The Kondelik Brothers
Uh-oh… Asylum… Why don’t I check these things?