It’s always a good sign when the director needs an alias. Starts with a six minute voice-over info dump.
I was wrong! It’s the DPRK!
Mindblowingly bad, but literally everyone from the Eighties is in it. I wonder, is this the film Canadian Bacon parodies? I’m going to go out on a limb and guess that in the 2012 remake, it’s Iran that invades murrica.
Bad Santa 2
I wrote about 600 words on how much I love the original Bad Santa, and how much I hate this sequel and why I think it shouldn’t have been made.
But then I decided Bad Santa 2 simply wasn’t worth the effort. Fuck you, Mark.
I tried. I really tried. But I had to turn it off before Jack Lemon killed me.
Death at a Funeral
Sometimes I wonder why I do this. As usual, Hollywood remakes only to add more annoy.
Wow, that’s bad.
Dumbest movie of the year.
Exodus: Gods and Kings
Nice job, Ridley. Not a single minute out of a full 150 that wasn’t utter shite. Impressive!
Into the Woods