A Million Ways to Die in the West
Eight years newer, so of course it has to be a half hour longer for some reason. Also features a really lame ending and some of the worst music I’ve ever heard.
The Invisible Man
Sometimes you think they were simply a lot better at making movies in the old days. This is not one of those times.
Carry On Screaming
The experiment has failed, methinks. Catchy tune, though.
Everything in this movie looks fake. Thankfully, that’s all of them so far.
I Am the Pretty Thing That Lives in the House
Not good enough.
House of 1000 Corpses
Carry On Cleo
I read an article about the Carry On films a while ago, and got a hold of one movie from the best of-list, and one from the worst of-list. I hope this is the latter.
King Arthur: Legend of the Sword
That’s not how I remember it. But they do have a bloke I mistook for Robert Carlyle, so I’m happy! I mean, except for the film being so awful.