Tag: Skip

Carry On Cleo
Gerald Thomas
2/7

 

I read an article about the Carry On films a while ago, and got a hold of one movie from the best of-list, and one from the worst of-list. I hope this is the latter.

King Arthur: Legend of the Sword
Guy Ritchie
2/6

That’s not how I remember it. But they do have a bloke I mistook for Robert Carlyle, so I’m happy! I mean, except for the film being so awful.

 

 

C.H.U.D. II: Bud the Chud
David Irving
2/7

 

Looks like these people thought C.H.U.D. was a comedy.

The Watch
Akiva Schaffer
2/6

 

Boring.

Star Wars: Episode IX – The Rise of Skywalker
J.J. Abrams
1/6

So this is where we are now—a bunch of regurgitated tripe, lip service covered smeared brown from kissing its own arse. Fucking muppets! That’s it for me, I think.
Enough already!

Suicide Squad
David Ayer
2/5

 

Is it just me or did they make this whole movie just to show off Harley’s little boyish arse?

Seven Brides for Seven Brothers
Stanley Donen
2/5

 

Someone on the internet said this was the best musical ever. I say it’s the most meetooish musical ever. I’m pretty sure I’ll still prefer Cannibal! The Musical.