Carry On Cleo
I read an article about the Carry On films a while ago, and got a hold of one movie from the best of-list, and one from the worst of-list. I hope this is the latter.
King Arthur: Legend of the Sword
That’s not how I remember it. But they do have a bloke I mistook for Robert Carlyle, so I’m happy! I mean, except for the film being so awful.
Don Bluth / Gary Oldman
C.H.U.D. II: Bud the Chud
Looks like these people thought C.H.U.D. was a comedy.
Star Wars: Episode IX – The Rise of Skywalker
So this is where we are now—a bunch of regurgitated tripe, lip service covered smeared brown from kissing its own arse. Fucking muppets! That’s it for me, I think.
Beverly Hills Cop III
Nooo, 5/6 is not right. This is clearly past the shark.
Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
I am disappoint. Apparently Kauf was disappoint as well, after Clooney allegedly buttfucked his script. Oh well!
Btw; Michael Cera looked 12 when he was 14 and 17 when he was 22, so when he looks my age, he’ll be
Is it just me or did they make this whole movie just to show off Harley’s little boyish arse?
Seven Brides for Seven Brothers
Someone on the internet said this was the best musical ever. I say it’s the most meetooish musical ever. I’m pretty sure I’ll still prefer Cannibal! The Musical.