Watch it – Ponderous Personal Projects

He Died with a Felafel in His Hand [2001]

He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
Richard Lowenstein
4/6

Too tired to think up a comment. Thumbs!

Wonder Woman [2017]

Wonder Woman
Patty Jenkins
5/6

Much better than that godawful Superman Vs. Batman.

Pretending it makes total sense to have an oasis at the very peak of a mountain in a desert, Holes is not a movie without depth. But I’m not sure I can get behind the moral of the story which seems to be that… even if you haven’t done anything wrong, punishment can still build your character?

Am I being too cynical?

I can still dig it, though.

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 [2017]

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
James Gunn
5/6

I am groot.

Tubing: Crisis in Six Scenes

Crisis in Six Scenes
Woody Allen
4/6 Woody
5/6 TV

Universally panned by the press and viewers alike. I don’t understand why. Crisis is really your typical Woody-movie sliced into six servings. And with an absolutely hilarouis final act, too. I guess TV-people just hate Woody.

The Autopsy of Jane Doe [2016]

The Autopsy of Jane Doe
André Øvredal
3/5

A few creepy moments, some cheap scares… Not bad. If you like that sort of thing. Which I do. Watch it if you enjoy Prince of Darkness and Re-Animator and that whole kind of thing. Nice.

Hardcore Henry [2015]

Hardcore Henry
Ilya Naishuller
5/6

This film gave me such a high pulse. Never seen anything like it. Plusses for fantastic title sequence.

Bøndenes Brorskap: Franske Fristelser [2016]

Bøndenes Brorskap: Franske Fristelser

Pål Erik Gulliksrud

6/6

The latest cult classic. I’m not going to bother saying anything about it. Just watch it, that’s an order.

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Stargate [1994]

Mars Attacks [1996]