A film about a man-eating starfish from Mars made by someone who doesn’t know anything about anything, with a cast of exclusively morons and some of the worst CGI we’ve seen in years. Garbage!
I have accidentally a Tom Cruise video!
MAKE THE BAD MAN STOP!
Take-out drone delivery in the park—that’s a future I want!
David F. Sandberg
If only all superhero movies were like this.
God Bless America
Transformers: The Last Knight
I have seen Anthony Hopkins running.
Blade Runner 2049
No spectacular surprises, but nothing horribly annoying either, except towards the end where we had the usual mandatory fisticuffs; enough with the fucking fisticuffs already! Anyway; it was alright, but too long.
And too much Jared Leto!
This may actually be the worst film ever made. I predict that in ten or fifteen years, will show it at film clubs alongside Plan 9 From Outer Space and the likes. The only positive thing I can say is it made me want to play Subnautica again.
C.H.U.D. II: Bud the Chud
Looks like these people thought C.H.U.D. was a comedy.
Lethal Weapon 2