The Vatican Exorcisms
IMDB is right for once. This film is as bad as it’s poster..
Monsters: Dark Continent
90 minutes of some ancient hippies being irritatingly christian, and not much else. Still, it wasn’t horrible.
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
I wish I’d read Pride and Prejudice now. This is great!
Wow, that’s really not good. It’s like TV-ba…. oh, waaaait, it’s a netflix movie.
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
Abe was a real badass.
The Evil Dead
Okay, so it’s a masterpiece. I hadn’t seen it since the eighties probably. I remembered that scene, of course; that scene that we all think is a bit too much, but apart from that scene (which honestly isn’t as bad as we rember): It’s a fucking masterpiece!
Within the Woods
Started out a bit meh, but really pulled it together before the end. I won’t spoil it, so I’ll just mention the cameo. There.
Everything in this movie looks fake. Thankfully, that’s all of them so far.