Kill Bill: Volume 1
Solo: A Star Wars Story
Not as bad as I feared.
Naruto the Movie:
Ninja Clash in the Land of Snow
Close Encounters of the Third Kind
Really bad special effects, that make absolutely no geometric sense. Still much better than I remembered. The kid’s got warped dice.
Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides
Offensively stupid. A bunch of running around, jumping, impossible catapulting… Mermaids? Come on! And Blackbeard is a wizard now? Fuck this movie!
Anna Boden / Ryan Fleck
The dad is pretty much saturated with this concept now.
5.75/6 / 3/6
Yep, that’s what I thought.