Death Wish II
It’s exactly the same as Death Wish!
My Beautiful Laundrette
Alita: Battle Angel
Possibly the widest uncanny valley I’ve ever seen. It’s terrifying! I’m going to have nightmares!
A sweet little film, where nothing much happens, really.
Maybe I should’ve done this as a make/remake with Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Good stuff.
The Ballad of Buster Scruggs
Joel & Ethan Coen
Nice. Not just weird-for-the-sake-of-weird like the last umpteen Coen films.
The Wachowski Brothers
This is nothing like The Matrix!
I don’t understand why they remake movies.
I remembered completely wrong.