Ponderous Personal Projects – Resolutions, reviews, rants, raves.

Valkyrie [2008]

Valkyrie
Bryan Singer
0/6

Have mercy!
I have accidentally a Tom Cruise video!

MAKE THE BAD MAN STOP!

Mute [2018]

Mute
Duncan Jones
2/5

Take-out drone delivery in the park—that’s a future I want!

Shazam! [2019]

Shazam!
David F. Sandberg
4/6

If only all superhero movies were like this.

God Bless America [2011]

God Bless America
Bobcat Goldthwait
4/5

It’s true!

Transformers: The Last Knight [2017]

Transformers: The Last Knight
Michael Bay
5/7

I have seen Anthony Hopkins running.

No spectacular surprises, but nothing horribly annoying either, except towards the end where we had the usual mandatory fisticuffs; enough with the fucking fisticuffs already! Anyway; it was alright, but too long.

And too much Jared Leto!

Aquaman [2018]

Aquaman
James Wan
1/6

This may actually be the worst film ever made. I predict that in ten or fifteen years, will show it at film clubs alongside Plan 9 From Outer Space and the likes. The only positive thing I can say is it made me want to play Subnautica again.

C.H.U.D. II: Bud the Chud [1989]

C.H.U.D. II: Bud the Chud
David Irving
2/7

Looks like these people thought C.H.U.D. was a comedy.

Lethal Weapon 2 [1989]

Lethal Weapon 2
Richard Donner
5/6

Vertigo [1958]

Vertigo
Alfred Hitchcock
5/6

I was worried that when I finally got to the The Classics™, I’d find that they were the typical popular movies! Thankfully, this was before cinema was killed. Not only that, but Vertigo is bathed in the most glorious celluloid beauty the likes of which we haven’t seen since The Trouble With Harry. See for yourselves: