Ponderous Personal Projects – Resolutions, reviews, rants, raves.

A Million Ways to Die in the West [2014]

A Million Ways to Die in the West
Seth MacFarlane
1/8

The Invisible Man [2020]

The Invisible Man
Leigh Whannell
6/7

A proper horror film, unlike the previous ones. The best of the bunch by a huge margin.

Hollow Man [2000]

Hollow Man
Paul Verhoeven
2/6

Eight years newer, so of course it has to be a half hour longer for some reason. Also features a really lame ending and some of the worst music I’ve ever heard.

Memoirs of an Invisible Man
John Carpenter
3/6

Not Carpenter’s finest hour, but not his worst. Better than the annoying mess from 1933.

I told you, you have to be more careful with your things!

The Invisible Man [1933]

The Invisible Man
James Whale
2/6

Sometimes you think they were simply a lot better at making movies in the old days. This is not one of those times.

Carry On Screaming [1966]

Carry On Screaming
Gerald Thomas
2/6

The experiment has failed, methinks. Catchy tune, though.

The Vatican Exorcisms [2013]

The Vatican Exorcisms
Joe Marino
1/6

IMDB is right for once. This film is as bad as it’s poster..

Monsters: Dark Continent [2014]

Monsters: Dark Continent
Tom Green
1/6

The Vvitch [2015]

The Vvitch
Robert Eggers
4/7

90 minutes of some ancient hippies being irritatingly christian, and not much else. Still, it wasn’t horrible.

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies [2016]

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
Burr Steers
5/7

I wish I’d read Pride and Prejudice now. This is great!