Ponderous Personal Projects – Resolutions, reviews, rants, raves.

Aniara [2019]

Aniara
Pella Kågerman / Hugo Lilja
3/7

The fi is okay, but the sci is atrocious.

Crank: High Voltage
Brian Taylor / Mark Neveldine
3/7

More of the same, innit? Worked better the first time around.

Robot
Shankar
4/6

What a crazy-ass movie.

Krampus
Michael Dougherty
3/6

That’s more like it!

Elf
Jon Favreau
0/∞

DO NOT WATCH!

Silent Night, Bloody Night: The Homecoming
James Plumb
1/7

Oh lawd! It’s worse!

Silent Night, Bloody Night
Theodore Gershuny
2/6

Kinda competent, but it looks like they couldn’t afford proper studio lights, so all the scenes are so dark you can hardly see anything.

Much better than Fred Clause. Still not very good though

Fred Claus
David Dobkin
1/6

Not even Paul Giamatti could save this one.

After Porn Ends 2
Bryce Wagoner
5/6

The Thin Red Line
Terrence Malick
6/6

Badlands in 1973, Days of Heaven in 1978, and then a whopping 20 years before this. What a comeback!