A film about a man-eating starfish from Mars made by someone who doesn’t know anything about anything, with a cast of exclusively morons and some of the worst CGI we’ve seen in years. Garbage!
No spectacular surprises, but nothing horribly annoying either, except towards the end where we had the usual mandatory fisticuffs; enough with the fucking fisticuffs already! Anyway; it was alright, but too long.
This may actually be the worst film ever made. I predict that in ten or fifteen years, will show it at film clubs alongside Plan 9 From Outer Space and the likes. The only positive thing I can say is it made me want to play Subnautica again.
North by Northwest
Transformers: The Last Knight
