|Title:||Christmas on Mars|
|Title:||Where the Buffalo Roam|
|Better than Gilliam?||Nope.|
I guessed the whole plot after three minutes, and then it turned out I was wrong, and it was just some stupid frat boy hunt. But then it turned out I had guessed right after all..
I still like the plot in my head better, but, oh well…
|My plot’s score:||5/6|
I’m imagining how Soderbergh sat down to watch the Tarkovsky version and saw that nobody would understand what was going on. I mean why are the occupants of Solaris there to begin with? How can we possibly understand the movie, not knowing that Dr. Gordon is there to assess the Ocean’s commercial potential? How can we expect that anyone would understand Rheya was Clooney’s wife if they just dropped her in there! We, the audience are TOO STUPID TO UNDERSTAND THIS SUBTITLED PINKO COMMUNIST MOVIE!
SAVE US, STEVEN! PLEASE SAVE US FROM POTENTIAL MYSTERY!
|Scifi level:||Fuck you, Hollywood!|
|What? No boobage?|
Edit: I changed my mind, and I’m reinstating the point deducted, due to general awesomeness and specific boobage.