Star Wars: Episode VIII – The Last Jedi
Now they’re really starting to stretch this thing way too thin. I mean, this story was pretty much wrapped up two movies ago, wasn’t it? What was once fantastic is now ordinary. Where the villain of old was the biggest pile of evil, this one comes across as a whiny bitch. I guess what I’m saying is I’m getting too old for this shit. Time to let the old die, indeed!
The Quiet Hour
The most content-less movie of the century. Literally nothing of any significance happened for the entire thing. Don’t waste your time!
Cave of Forgotten Dreams
Ninety minutes of being serious about some old graffiti. Not bad, though.
Epilogue: About those white crocodiles.
A Shot in the Dark
Nowhere near as racist or misogynistic as the first.