Month: April 2014

Title:	Revenge of the Pink Panther
Director:	Blake Edwars
Laughs:	Over nine thousand.
Score:	6/6
Drink of the day:	Tears of fun.

Les Claypool goes media crossover in this mockumentary that portrays the jam band scene bang on the nose.  Unfortunately, that means there’s a lot of jam band music.

Title:	Electric Apricot: Quest for Festeroo
Director:	Les Claypool
Star:	Les.
Score:	4/6
Drink of the day:	Ginger ale

Title:	Small Town Gay Bar
Director:	Malcolm Ingram
Best idea:	Redneck vs drag queen wrestling.
Score:	5/6
Drink of the day:	Milk (cow)

I’m not going to spoil it.

Title:	John dies at the end
Director:	Don Coscarelli
Spoilers:	None.
Score:	6/6
Drink of the day:	Lemon fizz

USA! USA! USA!  

Title:	Sicko
Director:	Michael Moore
Remember:	Don’t leave civilization!!!
Score:	2/3
Drink of the day:	Kusmi

 

Title:	Anchorman 2
Director:	Adam McKay
Trying to forget:	Trying to hide.
Score:	3/6
Drink of the day:	Grans Champagne

Sweet, sweet puppy love.  

Title:	Moonrise Kingdom
Director:	Wes Anderson
To remember:	Stay away from open fields during lightning storms
Score:	7/9
Drink of the day:	Grans Champagne

It’s like Cars!  Only with Planes!  And worse!

Title:	Planes
Director:	Klay Hall
Nice things:	Playing name that plane.
Score:	3/6
Drink of the day:	Grans Champagne

Ok, but I think perhaps it would have been better as a computer game, no? 

Title:	9
Director:	Shane Acker
Serve with:	Interactivity.
Score:	3/6
Drink of the day:	211

From great acting to…. not so great acting in this musical with… not so great music. Lots of comely ladies, but ultimately like being at the dentist for two hours. 

Title:	Nine
Director:	Rob Marshall
Watch it for:	No, don’t.
Score:	0/6
Drink of the day:	Pepto