Bølgen [2015] The Wave aka Bølgen Roar Uthaug 1/(lots) Jeezus fucking shit my christ, it’s like they hired a bunch of actors to do the acting! Fuck this fucking movie! Fuck!
Waltzes from Vienna [1934] Waltzes from Vienna Alfred Hitchcock 2/6 A light-hearted musical comedy about Johan Strauss etc. Quite boring.
Passengers [2016] Passengers Morten Tyldum 1/2 A semi-sweet story about a gigantic asshole and his forced girlfriend. It’s okay, I guess.
Hobo with a Shotgun [2011] Hobo with a Shotgun Jason Eisener 5/6 Rutger Hauer in an old school splatter film alongside half the bloody cast from Trailer Park Boys! How can it not be the Movie Of The Year? Of 2011! Nohow, that’s how!
Number 17 [1932] Number 17 Alfred Hitchcock 3/7 Guns, stabbings, hog-tieings and general awfulness. Hitch is slowly moving towards the more familiar. Not brilliantly, though.