Author: Gunnar

 

  

Title:	Robocop
Director:	José Padilha
Score:	1/6
Only non-annoing detail:	ED209’s missing animal noises.

Wow!  I’m stunned!  I’ve seen Robocop before, but I felt certain it was going to be a horrible rewatch.  But it’s great!  The acting’s great, the effects are great, the costumes are GREAT (well, the costume).  I’ll stop there, before it gets embarrassing, but, wow, great!  

Title:	Robocop
Director:	Paul Verhoeven
Score:	5/6
Only annoing detail:	ED209’s animal noises.

Low-key faux sci-fi.  Subtle political message, lots of nice scenic shots, good acting.  Likes.

Title:	Monsters
Director:	Gareth Edwards
Score:	5/6
Bonus point for:	Political subtlety.

Oh, how the mighty have fallen…

Title:	Ghostbusters II
Director:	Ivan Reitman
Score:	2/6
Right?:	Right!

..aaaand three!  yay!

Title:	The Extended Lord of the Rings
Director:	Peter Jackson
Score:	6/6
Total running time:	12 hours, 6 minutes

..two…

My hair! My hair!

My heart! My Heart!

What did you say about my hair???

One…

Look at that huge wizard!

They’re coming!  Quick!  Archers to the front!

Everybody’s seen it, right?  Right?  Right.

Title:	Ghostbusters
Director:	Ivan Reitman
Score:	5/6
Right?:	Right!

I wasn’t paying quite enough attention to the start, but I think I got there in the end.

Title:	Primer
Director:	Shane Carruth
Score:	4/6
Recommendation:	Don’t bring distractions.

I’m usually all for a spot of the old ultra-violence, but this was a bit much, even for me.

Title:	Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS
Director:	Don Edmonds
Score:	3/6
Recommendation:	Bring distractions.