Resolutions, reviews, rants, raves.
A highly contageous disease that turns people blind prompts the worlds governments to intern patients in prison-like institutions without wardens. Although an interesting premise, exploring group dynamics in a stressed population, it ultimately falls short of its potential thanks to a poor dialog, bad acting and Danny Glover.
| Title: | Blindness |
| Director: | Fernando Meirelles |
| Plus points for: | Julianne Moore |
| Score: | 3/6 |
| Drink of the day: | Coffee, tea, whatever’s left for me. |
Someone at the start of the film asked for directions to the nightclub “Bunker”. I’ve been to the night club Bunker in Barcelona, and I don’t think that name is a coincidence.
| Title: | The Human Centipede (First Sequence) |
| Director: | Tom Six |
| Nightclub of the year: | Bunker |
| Score: | 1/6 |
| Drink of the day: | Chocolate milk. |
Notwithstanding several lol out loud moments, I can’t help but think that if they’d cut all the scenes that made me go “AARGH! TARANTINO!!!” it’d be a lot more reasonable in length.
| Title: | Inglourious Basterds |
| Director: | AAARGH! TARANTINO!!! |
| Actor of the year: | Christoph Waltz |
| Score: | 8/10 |
| Drink of the day: | Lemon fizz |
