The Canadian Conspiracy
Robert Boyd
1/2
A documentary exposing the 1980’s Canadian plot to infiltrate USAnian culture. Kind of funny, in a not-funny way.
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The Lion King 1½
Bradley Raymond
3.3/6
According to the internet, this film is based on Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead. Well, I’m not going to tag it as a make/remake, but if I did, it wouldn’t break the pattern methinks, no sir!
The Fall of the Roman Empire
Anthony Mann
1/3
How is it that everybody keep running around going on about what a fantastic actor Alec Guinness is?
I mean, check out this bit of fantastic acting over on the Youtube. Somebody fetch a couple of Oscars! Quickly!
And so, 24 days later, we must come to the inexorable conclusion that where there should have been 31, there were only 8. Not good. So not good, in fact, that it may be time for another Year of Film. Next time there’s a new year, that is. Stay tuned!