Ponderous Personal Projects

I have only one thing to say about this film: with fifteen minutes left on the clock, I suddenly realized I’d seen it before.

Title:	Contagion
Director:	Steven Soderberg
Includes:	Everyone except Michael Caine.
Score:	2/6
Drink of the day:	Coffee

Pixar normally don’t disappoint.  And neither do they this time around.  My six year old thought it was unaccetably scary.

Title:	Brave
Director:	Mark Andrews / Brenda Chapman
Hair:	Almost there.
Score:	4/6
Drink of the day:	Talisker

Part two of the Lech Kowalski festival.  Also very good!  I’ll have to watch all his films.

Title:	Hey! Is Dee Dee Home?
Director:	Lech Kowalski
Outcome:	Also lost.
Score:	5/6
Drink of the day:	Tears of rawk

Inspired by a fellow blog who sat through an entire mormon documentary about David Johansen, I decided to watch this.  I think this one’s better.

Title:	Johny Thunders: Born to Lose: The Last Rock and Roll Movie
Director:	Lech Kowalski
Outcome:	Lost.
Score:	5/6
Drink of the day:	Tears of rawk

Title:	Revenge of the Pink Panther
Director:	Blake Edwars
Laughs:	Over nine thousand.
Score:	6/6
Drink of the day:	Tears of fun.

Les Claypool goes media crossover in this mockumentary that portrays the jam band scene bang on the nose.  Unfortunately, that means there’s a lot of jam band music.

Title:	Electric Apricot: Quest for Festeroo
Director:	Les Claypool
Star:	Les.
Score:	4/6
Drink of the day:	Ginger ale

Title:	Small Town Gay Bar
Director:	Malcolm Ingram
Best idea:	Redneck vs drag queen wrestling.
Score:	5/6
Drink of the day:	Milk (cow)

I’m not going to spoil it.

Title:	John dies at the end
Director:	Don Coscarelli
Spoilers:	None.
Score:	6/6
Drink of the day:	Lemon fizz

USA! USA! USA!  

Title:	Sicko
Director:	Michael Moore
Remember:	Don’t leave civilization!!!
Score:	2/3
Drink of the day:	Kusmi

 

Title:	Anchorman 2
Director:	Adam McKay
Trying to forget:	Trying to hide.
Score:	3/6
Drink of the day:	Grans Champagne