Ponderous Personal Projects – Page 117 – Resolutions, reviews, rants, raves.

#65: The Taking of Pelham 123 [2009]

Oh man…

Tough guy #1

Tough guy #2

Tough guy #3

Tough guy #4

Not Walter Fucking Matthau

Who you callin’ Will Ferrell!?

OMG, youre not Will Ferrell!

Everything was better before. The music, the dialog, the costumes, the styles, the badness, everything!

“How the hell can you run a goddamn railroad without swearing?”

Title:	The Taking of Pelham One Two Three
Director:	Joseph Sargent
Best bit:	The seventies’ good filmness.
Score:	8/10
Drink of the day:	Tea

Tough guy #1

Tough guy #2

Tough guy #3

Tough guy #4

Frank Costanza

Walter Fucking Matthau

Who you callin’ Will Ferrell?

OMG, Will Ferrell!

A load of religious nonsense, but enjoyable religious nonsense. Probably the only film in existence that doesn’t have a wikipedia page.

Pretty decent flick. Horrible Norwegian dub-job.

I demand satisfaction!

yawn.

yawn.

Title:	Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
Director:	Jon Hurwitz
Works with:	work.
Score:	3/6
Drink of the day:	Coffee

I fell asleep halfway through.

Not Johnny Cash

YARLARGRHGAARRG!

snicker.

Title:	Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle
Director:	Danny Leiner
Liked the:	silly.
Score:	4/6
Drink of the day:	Old Jamaica