Ponderous Personal Projects

USA! USA! USA!  

Title:	Sicko
Director:	Michael Moore
Remember:	Don’t leave civilization!!!
Score:	2/3
Drink of the day:	Kusmi

 

Title:	Anchorman 2
Director:	Adam McKay
Trying to forget:	Trying to hide.
Score:	3/6
Drink of the day:	Grans Champagne

Sweet, sweet puppy love.  

Title:	Moonrise Kingdom
Director:	Wes Anderson
To remember:	Stay away from open fields during lightning storms
Score:	7/9
Drink of the day:	Grans Champagne

It’s like Cars!  Only with Planes!  And worse!

Title:	Planes
Director:	Klay Hall
Nice things:	Playing name that plane.
Score:	3/6
Drink of the day:	Grans Champagne

Ok, but I think perhaps it would have been better as a computer game, no? 

Title:	9
Director:	Shane Acker
Serve with:	Interactivity.
Score:	3/6
Drink of the day:	211

From great acting to…. not so great acting in this musical with… not so great music. Lots of comely ladies, but ultimately like being at the dentist for two hours. 

Title:	Nine
Director:	Rob Marshall
Watch it for:	No, don’t.
Score:	0/6
Drink of the day:	Pepto

A good effort for Bernard’s inaugural film.  The story is, frankly a little thin and drawn out, but the acting is just about as good as it gets. stellar.  Nick and Matty’s opening scenes in perticular is nothing short of stellar.  

Watch it.  It’s free, even. 

http://vodo.net/lionshare

Title:	The Lionshare
Director:	Josh Bernhard
Watch it for:	The acting
Score:	4/6
Drink of the day:	Humlesus

I totally believe this film.  I would die from embarassment within 72 hours in the TV business.

Title:	The TV Set
Director:	Jake Kasdan
Bonus:	83 minutes!
Score:	8/10
Drink of the day:	Eeek, let me find something…

Hello? Is this the anti-oscars? I wish to register a nomination.

Title:	Hostel
Director:	Eli Roth
Liked:	When it was over.
Score:	0/6
Drink of the day:	Schweppes