Hamlet 2 [2008] Hamlet 2 Andrew Fleming 2/6 Since the previous Hamlet was “the best Hamlet evvarr” [sic.], you might assume that this Hamlet would be less good. And you would be right.
Wrath of the Titans [2012] Wrath of the Titans Jonathan Liebesman 3/6 Not in any way any less stupid than it’s predecessor, but much less annoying.
Rosencrantz & Guildenstern are Undead [2009] Rosencrantz & Guildenstern are Undead Jordan Galland 6.66 Some other movies with the score 5.1 on IMDB: Lost in Space [1998] The Dukes of Hazard [2005] Hostel [2011] Just sayin’.
The Producers [2005] The Producers Susan Stroman 0/6 Not so much a remake as a straight up cover version. And as if reality has all of a sudden morphed into an episode of Seinfeld, it’s also a musical! And on top of that, even 50% longer. Thus blowing an easy win vs. make.
The Producers [1967] The Producers Mel Brooks 2/6 Maybe I should just fess up and admit to hating Mel Brooks?
Black Mass [2015] Black Mass Scott Cooper 4/6 What’s up with all these pretty good gangster movies this decade?