Tim’s Vermeer [2013] Tim’s Vermeer Penn & Teller 6/6 A movie about a guy with a crazy idea, a big cache of cash and too much time on his hands.
Hercules in New York [1969] Hercules in New York Arthur A. Seidelman 2/10 Lol, I never knew he was dubbed!
Rebecca [1940] Rebecca Alfred Hitchcock 4/7 Once Hitch came over to the americas, he immediately made a movie that was simply too long. Still decent enough, though.
Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides [2011] Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides Rob Marshall 6/6 Offensively stupid. A bunch of running around, jumping, impossible catapulting… Mermaids? Come on! And Blackbeard is a wizard now? Fuck this movie!
Neverwhere [1996] Nevewhere Neil Gaiman 2/5 I wouldn’t be surprised if this worked better as a book. Not worth watching, really.
Doomed: The Untold Story of Roger Corman’s the Fantastic Four [2015] Doomed: The Untold Story of Roger Corman’s the Fantastic Four Marty Langford 4/7 O. M. G. They were being serious…