boring – Ponderous Personal Projects

Last and First Men [2020]

Last and First Men
Jóhann Jóhannsson
3/8

I want to like it, but I don’t.

USS Indianapolis: Men of Courage [2016]

USS Indianapolis: Men of Courage
Mario Van Peebles
2/7

Bad writing, bad acting, bad sfx… Why do I keep watching this shit?

Archive [2020]

Archive
Gavin Rothery
2/5

Whoa, that’s a lot of CGI.

IO [2019]

IO
Jonathan Helpert
2/6

It’s not about reading and writing data, and nothing happens.

Fantasia 2000 [1999]

Fantasia 2000
a whole heap of directors
1/2

The problem with these isn’t the cartooney visuals–I enjoy Milkdrop as much as anyone, but they’re trying so hard to find the dullest, non-abrasivest music possible. Ok, The Rite of Spring is good–keep that. But ditch the rest and add some Penderecki and Shostakovich or something.

Fantasia [1940]

Fantasia
variuous directors
1/2

This premiered just a couple of weeks before the attack on Pearl Harbor. Weird, huh? At least this time around they cancelled Hitler II. I hope.

Deadwood: The Movie [2019]

Deadwood: The Movie
Daniel Minahan
3/7

I don’t really remember what the TV show was like, except for a bunch of killing, drinking and whoring, and Timothy Oliphant’s ridiculous moustache, which I’m happy to reveal is back.

This was kinda boring, though.

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