À bout de souffle
Jean-Luc Godard
4/6
Time for another make/remake. This time from the time before natural acting.
Resolutions, reviews, rants, raves.
Why do they keep doing this? It’s not really that bad for a remake, but it’s basically the same film, only with more drama, smaller teaspoons and about 50% more minutes. What’s the point? Except for being patronizing and insulting to the audience, it has nothing on the original.
| Title: | The Departed |
| Director: | Martin Scorsese |
| Notable feature: | No improvement. |
| Score: | 4/10… could do better. |
| Drink of the day: | Nescafé Cappucino. Yech! |
Everything was better before. The music, the dialog, the costumes, the styles, the badness, everything!
“How the hell can you run a goddamn railroad without swearing?”
| Title: | The Taking of Pelham One Two Three |
| Director: | Joseph Sargent |
| Best bit: | The seventies’ good filmness. |
| Score: | 8/10 |
| Drink of the day: | Tea |
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| Tough guy #1 |
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| Tough guy #2 |
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| Tough guy #3 |
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| Tough guy #4 |
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| Frank Costanza |
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| Walter Fucking Matthau |
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| Who you callin’ Will Ferrell? |
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| OMG, Will Ferrell! |