À bout de souffle
Jean-Luc Godard
4/6
Time for another make/remake. This time from the time before natural acting.
Resolutions, reviews, rants, raves.
Why do they keep doing this? It’s not really that bad for a remake, but it’s basically the same film, only with more drama, smaller teaspoons and about 50% more minutes. What’s the point? Except for being patronizing and insulting to the audience, it has nothing on the original.
Title: | The Departed |
Director: | Martin Scorsese |
Notable feature: | No improvement. |
Score: | 4/10… could do better. |
Drink of the day: | Nescafé Cappucino. Yech! |
Everything was better before. The music, the dialog, the costumes, the styles, the badness, everything!
“How the hell can you run a goddamn railroad without swearing?”
Title: | The Taking of Pelham One Two Three |
Director: | Joseph Sargent |
Best bit: | The seventies’ good filmness. |
Score: | 8/10 |
Drink of the day: | Tea |
Tough guy #1 |
Tough guy #2 |
Tough guy #3 |
Tough guy #4 |
Frank Costanza |
Walter Fucking Matthau |
Who you callin’ Will Ferrell? |
OMG, Will Ferrell! |