The Bezonians [2002] The Bezonians Savvas D. Michael 2/7 Nothing really happens? It’s like the only idea they had was to make a Guy Ritchie-movie.
Aloha [2015] Aloha Cameron Crowe 1/5 In Norwegian we have this thing we call “an assembly line script”. This is it. One of the worst movies I’ve seen in a long time.I actually think Mr. Crowe should be punished.
The Humanity Bureau [2017] The Humanity Bureau Rob W. King 2/6 Tries to make a political point, which is something I’m totally fine with. Shame they forgot to make the movie any good, though.
Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children [2016] Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children Tim Burton 1/5 A two-hour juvenile superhero showcase reel..
300: Rise of an Empire [2014] 300: Rise of an Empire Noam Murro 2/6 Some really bad acting in this one.
Psycho [1998] Psycho Gus Van Sant 2/6 Not sure I understand why this exists. Was probably fun to make, though.
The Bezonians
