Police Academy 6: City Under Siege
The Fall of the Roman Empire
How is it that everybody keep running around going on about what a fantastic actor Alec Guinness is?
I mean, check out this bit of fantastic acting over on the Youtube. Somebody fetch a couple of Oscars! Quickly!
Roma Contro Roma
An evil witch-warlock couple plots to take over the roman empire using zombies.
Not as good as it sounds.
The Bourne Identity
Not much to say. Solid agent-thriller. Junior approves.
And so, 24 days later, we must come to the inexorable conclusion that where there should have been 31, there were only 8. Not good. So not good, in fact, that it may be time for another Year of Film. Next time there’s a new year, that is. Stay tuned!
Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead
Today we’re taking a break from horrtober to continue our Hamlet-Schmamlet theme. The kid didn’t think it was sufficiently un-boring, so he left midway. That means I get to score it. Maybe I’ll still let him watch Dale and Tucker vs. Evil.
Lots of people
So boring! SO VERY BORING!
Is this really a horror film, you ask? To this I can only answer: no. No, it isn’t. But I didn’t know that, so I’m counting it. Six.
Sooo… Anthology movie. Guess I could be a douche and count this as 3..4? movies…?
Not going to, though. One movie. Not a good one.
Attack on Titan II: End of the World
Guess what! There was a huge conspiracy! An ancient secret! And then, another conspiracy! Someone wasn’t quite what ze seemed! It was earth all along! Or something like that… Very Japan!