Ponderous Personal Projects – Page 2 – Resolutions, reviews, rants, raves.

Police Academy 6: City Under Siege [1989]

Police Academy 6: City Under Siege
Peter Bonerz
redacted/6

The Fall of the Roman Empire [1964]

The Fall of the Roman Empire
Anthony Mann
1/3

How is it that everybody keep running around going on about what a fantastic actor Alec Guinness is?

I mean, check out this bit of fantastic acting over on the Youtube. Somebody fetch a couple of Oscars! Quickly!

Roma Contro Roma [1964]

Roma Contro Roma
Giuseppe Vari
1/2

An evil witch-warlock couple plots to take over the roman empire using zombies.

Not as good as it sounds.

The Bourne Identity [2002]

The Bourne Identity
Doug Liman
4.7/6

Not much to say. Solid agent-thriller. Junior approves.

And so, 24 days later, we must come to the inexorable conclusion that where there should have been 31, there were only 8. Not good. So not good, in fact, that it may be time for another Year of Film. Next time there’s a new year, that is. Stay tuned!

Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead [1990]

Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead
Tom Stoppard
6/6

Today we’re taking a break from horrtober to continue our Hamlet-Schmamlet theme. The kid didn’t think it was sufficiently un-boring, so he left midway. That means I get to score it. Maybe I’ll still let him watch Dale and Tucker vs. Evil.

V/H/S/2 [2013]

V/H/S/2
Lots of people
Zzzz/100

So boring! SO VERY BORING!

Black Death [2010]

Black Death
Christopher Smith
3/7

Is this really a horror film, you ask? To this I can only answer: no. No, it isn’t. But I didn’t know that, so I’m counting it. Six.

V/H/S [2012]

V/H/S
Misc people
misc/6

Sooo… Anthology movie. Guess I could be a douche and count this as 3..4? movies…?

Not going to, though. One movie. Not a good one.

Attack on Titan II: End of the World [2015]

Attack on Titan II: End of the World
Shinji Higuchi
5/6

Guess what! There was a huge conspiracy! An ancient secret! And then, another conspiracy! Someone wasn’t quite what ze seemed! It was earth all along! Or something like that… Very Japan!