| Title: | Resident Evil |
| Director: | Paul W. S. Anderson |
| Thank you: | For resisting the urge to overexplain every little tidbit. |
| Score: | 4/6 |
| Drink of the day: | Ice cream |
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| Reheat yesterday’s minestrone. |
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| Blend. |
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| Strain off the liquid, reduce, add tinned tomatoes, reduce. |
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| One beaten egg goes into the solid bits. |
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| That wasn’t enough. One more. Unbeaten, just to change it up. |
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| Still not thick enough. Maybe some cous-cous will sort it. |
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| Yes, much better. Fill cannelonis with resulting mess. |
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| Oh noes! All my cheesy sauce slid off! |
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| Guess I’ll eat it anyway. |
