#184: Europa Report [2013]

Research mission to Jupiter’s moon Europa, something lurks under the ice, you know how it goes.  It’s a genre I guess.  Not bad.  Bit boring though.

Anyway; I think I’ve sussed something.  I think maybe sci-fi directors are a bit embarrassed to make sci-fi films.  I think they’re afraid that people will think they’re childish, so they try to make grown up serious sci-fi, instead of the spaceship- and alien-bonanza they really want to make… 

“Temper, temper”, they’d say to themselves… 

“A little goes a long way.”


“Less is more.”


Well we all know what Yngwie Malmsteen has to say about that

Title: Europa Report
Director: Sebastián Cordero
Score:   3/6
Tentacles: Yes!!!

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