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| Title says it all. | 
| Title: | The Achievers | 
| Director: | Eddie Chung | 
| Score: | 4/6 | 
| White Russian: | Yes please! | 
Resolutions, reviews, rants, raves.
 I was going to do another make/remake fiasco, but I’ve already seen the remake! Frustratingly, the remake was very good.  Now we’ll never know if it’s just that I saw it first, or if it really is the first example of a remake that doesn’t suck.  On the other hand, if it were just the viewing order, then this original should suck.
I was going to do another make/remake fiasco, but I’ve already seen the remake! Frustratingly, the remake was very good.  Now we’ll never know if it’s just that I saw it first, or if it really is the first example of a remake that doesn’t suck.  On the other hand, if it were just the viewing order, then this original should suck.    
| Title: | True Grit | 
| Director: | Henry Hathaway | 
| Score: | 5/6 | 
| Best voice: | The duke. | 
 You’d think it would be horrible, but I say it’s better than any big-budget monster movie Hollywood’s produced for twenty years.
You’d think it would be horrible, but I say it’s better than any big-budget monster movie Hollywood’s produced for twenty years.
Plot-wise it’s super stupid, of course, but that goes for pretty much all monster movies. I think maybe the low budget cheese has a certain disarming effect on the stoops. Maybe a big budget is exactly what monster movies don’t need?
If Jurassic Park only had a budget of two million dollars, they probably wouldn’t be able to afford Goldblum.
| Title: | Sharknado | 
| Director: | Anthony C. Ferrante | 
| Score: | 5/8 | 
| Verdict: | Safe to watch, but maybe bring some distractions. | 
 Not bad. Maybe it’s just that it’s not american, but as a supernatural-psycho-serial killer-cop chase-crime-thriller it’s very refreshing.
Not bad. Maybe it’s just that it’s not american, but as a supernatural-psycho-serial killer-cop chase-crime-thriller it’s very refreshing.
Not sure how I feel about there being four more films.
| Title: | Death Note | 
| Director: | Shusuke Kaneko | 
| Score: | 4/6 | 
| Better than the manga? | Hmmm… Tough one… Probably not… |