March 2019 – Page 2 – Ponderous Personal Projects

John Wick: Chapter 2 [2017]

John Wick: Chapter 2
Chad Stahelski
1/6

Goddamit! Who keeps greenlighting these movies?

Murder [1930]

Murder
Alfred Hitchcock
6/6

Deliciously absurd, even surrealist, in the most indescribable fashion. Watch it. I mean it.

Guitar Therapy Live [2006]

Guitar Therapy Live
Mike Keneally Band
6/6

Peak Mike. We love you Mike! Support your favourite guitar hero at https://store.keneally.com/

John Wick [2014]

John Wick
Chad Stahelski
2/7

Some action films are good. Exciting. Fun, even. Others are just POW-POW-POW-snore. I know what I like! And it ain’t this!

Hamlet 2 [2008]

Hamlet 2
Andrew Fleming
2/6

Since the previous Hamlet was “the best Hamlet evvarr” [sic.], you might assume that this Hamlet would be less good.

And you would be right.

Ye Yan [2006]

Ye Yan
Xiaogang Feng
6/6

Best Hamlet evvarr.

The Insider [1999]

The Insider
Michael Mann
5/6

About as good as procedural drama gets.

Wrath of the Titans [2012]

Wrath of the Titans
Jonathan Liebesman
3/6

Not in any way any less stupid than it’s predecessor, but much less annoying.

Rosencrantz & Guildenstern are Undead [2009]

Rosencrantz & Guildenstern are Undead
Jordan Galland
6.66

Some other movies with the score 5.1 on IMDB:

Lost in Space [1998]
The Dukes of Hazard [2005]
Hostel [2011]

Just sayin’.

Not so much a remake as a straight up cover version. And as if reality has all of a sudden morphed into an episode of Seinfeld, it’s also a musical! And on top of that, even 50% longer. Thus blowing an easy win vs. make.

Month: March 2019