Author: Gunnar

Star Wars: Episode VIII – The Last Jedi
Rian Johnson
3/7

 

Now they’re really starting to stretch this thing way too thin. I mean, this story was pretty much wrapped up two movies ago, wasn’t it? What was once fantastic is now ordinary. Where the villain of old was the biggest pile of evil, this one comes across as a whiny bitch. I guess what I’m saying is I’m getting too old for this shit. Time to let the old die, indeed!

Cave of Forgotten Dreams
Werner Herzog
1/2

Ninety minutes of being serious about some old graffiti. Not bad, though.

Epilogue: About those white crocodiles.