Category: At the Movies

Title:	Superman
Director:	Richard Donner
Stupidest scene ever:	The time-reversal scene
Score:	4/6
Drink of the day:	Tequila-Jamaica.

Why do I have all these Ben Stiller-movies?  Why!?

Title:	Mystery Men
Director:	Kinka Usher
Managed:	56 minutes
Score:	2/6
Drink of the day:	Gin-Jamaica.

Interresting.  I’ll go buy their records

Title:	Crass: There is no authority but yourself
Director:	Bruno Felix
Do not buy:	T-shirts
Score:	4/6
Drink of the day:	Old Jamaica.

Someone at the start of the film asked for directions to the nightclub “Bunker”.  I’ve been to the night club Bunker in Barcelona, and I don’t think that name is a coincidence.

Title:	The Human Centipede (First Sequence)
Director:	Tom Six
Nightclub of the year:	Bunker
Score:	1/6
Drink of the day:	Chocolate milk.

Notwithstanding several lol out loud moments, I can’t help but think that if they’d cut all the scenes that made me go “AARGH! TARANTINO!!!” it’d be a lot more reasonable in length.

Title:	Inglourious Basterds
Director:	AAARGH! TARANTINO!!!
Actor of the year:	Christoph Waltz
Score:	8/10
Drink of the day:	Lemon fizz

Why aren’t all sci-fi’s at least this good?

Title:	Space Battleship Yamato
Director:	Takashi Yamazaki
Open questions:	But why so much drama at the end?
Score:	4/6
Drink of the day:	Coca Cola

Title:	Altitude
Director:	Kaare Andrews
Often heard:	groan
Score:	1/6
Drink of the day:	Milk.

Although not quite up to his last two outings, I’d say Woody’s still on form.

Title:	Blue Jasmine
Director:	Woody Allen
Woody factor:	Extreme.
Score:	5/6
Drink of the day:	Gin/Bitter Lemon.

NB: Not suitable for the learning.

Title:	Dinosaur
Director:	Ralph Zondag / Eric Leighton
Learned:	Nothing!
Score:	3/6
Drink of the day:	Chocolate/Banana milk shake.

Jello Biaffra’s favourite film.

Title:	The 5,000 Fingers of Dr. T
Director:	Roy Rowland
Peak:	The singing elevator driver.
Score:	4/6
Drink of the day:	Lalama, Coca Cola.