King Arthur: Legend of the Sword [2017] King Arthur: Legend of the Sword Guy Ritchie 2/6 That’s not how I remember it. But they do have a bloke I mistook for Robert Carlyle, so I’m happy! I mean, except for the film being so awful. Let’s not to bring up the fact that he’s wearing a tee shirt.
Jaco [2014] Jaco Stephen Kijak 4/6 When Jaco plays it sounds like there’s no way he can play a wrong note–and it’s fretless. So fuck that guy. — Scott Thunes
North by Northwest [1959] North by Northwest Alfred Hitchcock 6/6 2:16 and not a minute too long. He is good when he’s good. CGI. ca. 1959.
Life [2017] Life Daniel Espinosa 1/6 A film about a man-eating starfish from Mars made by someone who doesn’t know anything about anything, with a cast of exclusively morons and some of the worst CGI we’ve seen in years. Garbage!
Valkyrie [2008] Valkyrie Bryan Singer 0/6 Have mercy! I have accidentally a Tom Cruise video! MAKE THE BAD MAN STOP!
2001: A Space Odyssey
