At the Movies – Page 3 – Ponderous Personal Projects

Silent Night, Bloody Night: The Homecoming [2013]

Silent Night, Bloody Night: The Homecoming
James Plumb
1/7

Oh lawd! It’s worse!

Silent Night, Bloody Night [1972]

Silent Night, Bloody Night
Theodore Gershuny
2/6

Kinda competent, but it looks like they couldn’t afford proper studio lights, so all the scenes are so dark you can hardly see anything.

Much better than Fred Clause. Still not very good though

Fred Clause [2007]

Fred Claus
David Dobkin
1/6

Not even Paul Giamatti could save this one.

After Porn Ends 2 [2017]

After Porn Ends 2
Bryce Wagoner
5/6

The Thin Red Line [1998]

The Thin Red Line
Terrence Malick
6/6

Badlands in 1973, Days of Heaven in 1978, and then a whopping 20 years before this. What a comeback!

Archive [2020]

Archive
Gavin Rothery
2/5

Whoa, that’s a lot of CGI.

Crank [2006]

Crank
Neveldine / Taylor
4/6

It’s like Speed, except Jason Statham is Sandra Bullock and Jason Statham’s body is the bus.

Hardcore [1979]

Hardcore
Paul Schrader
3/7

Old-fashioned investigation thriller. George C. Scott is great, as always.

Aloha [2015]

Aloha
Cameron Crowe
1/5

In Norwegian we have this thing we call “an assembly line script”. This is it. One of the worst movies I’ve seen in a long time.I actually think Mr. Crowe should be punished.

Rim of the World [2019]

Rim of the World
McG
3/6

Kinda fun, kinda annoying.