Pompeii [2014] Pompeii Paul W. S. Anderson 2/8 I’ve made this mistake before. One of these years I have to learn that Paul W. S. Anderson is not Paul Thomas Anderson.
Immortals [2011] Immortals Tarsem Singh 2/5 +: Mickey Rourke on form and The Good Hurt. -: Too much shouting. Not enough Hurt.
Blackmail [1929] Blackmail Alfred Hitchcock ?/? I didn’t give up the year of film, but Apex Legends suddenly came out. Commence catchup! dat anglz
Knockaround Guys [2001] Knockaround Guys Brian Koppelman / David Levien 3/6 Run of the mill wise guys faire featuring one of the worst actors in human history, Seth Green, who is at least killed towards the end. Still watchable, though.
Clash of the Titan [2010] Clash of the Titans Louis Leterrier 2/8 Better effects, fewer redeeming bits, more arduous action sequences. Like it’s in a hurry to reach the next CGI fight. Not as bad as The Mummy.
Clash of the Titans [1981] Clash of the Titans Desmond Davis 3/8 I declare this Bad Movie Weekend 2019. He even talks a bit like R2-D2. Boobage!