#317: How to Train Your Dragon [2010] Saturday night is family movie night. Title: How to Train Your Dragon 2D Director: Sanders / deBlois Score: 0 but it’s a lie. Dad thinks: Dad thinks it’s OK.
#316: That Cold Day in the Park [1969] And then I thought, “Hang on? Here’s this bunch of Altman movies I havent seen…” But now I’m not so sure anymore… Title: That Cold Day in the Park Director: Robert Altman Score: 2/6 Awards for: Worst poster tag-line.
#315: MASH [1970] So I wanted to see MASH again. Title: MASH Director: Robert Altman Score: 4/6 Biggest surprise: Draal.
#314: Young Ones [2014] Mad Max meets Short Circuit meets spaghetti westerns for the new millenium. Why does everybody hate it? It’s fine! Title: Young Ones Director: Jake Paltrow Score: 3/6 Water: It’s the water of life.
#313: Taxidermia [2006] Well that was fun. Lots of vomiting, good ending, even a little boobage. Plusses all around. Title: Taxidermia Director: György Pálfi Score: 5/6 Priceless moment: The cock-pecker-pecking incident.
#312: Quatermass II [1957] I’m sorry, I wasn’t paying attention. I think it was like a black-and-white version of The Blob? Title: Quatermass II Director: Val Guest Score: 3/6 Bonus: I’m giving it an extra point in case it’s my fault..
#311: All Together Now [2008] Not the worst waste of time I’ve ever had. Title: All Together Now Director: Jonathan Glazer Score: 3/6 Crush: Whoever was playing John’s mum.
#310: Under the Skin [2013] Disturbing. And sexy. Title: Under the Skin Director: Jonathan Glazer Score: 5/6 Actor confusion: Cured!
#309: Transcendence [2014] Proper, actual science fiction, for once. Title: Transcendence Director: Wally Pfister Score: 4/6 Actor confusion: I thought Evelyn was Scarlett Johansson for a full hour.
#308: Let it Be [1970] Jamelicious. What do you prefer? Jam or marmelade? Marmelicious. I like jam. But not apple jam. Not beatle jam either. I almost never have jam. I like ham. Title: Let it Be Director: Michael Lindsay-Hogg Score: 3/5 Best song: Mmmm… Hammm…