Day 9: Attack The Block [2011]

 I didn’t have high hopes for this one, but boy, was my skepticism ever turned to, well, to enthusiasm?  Answer: Yes! Attack The Block is a good old-fashioned alien horror flick echoing long lost terrors of The Thing, War Of The Worlds and Cujo, in which a pack of criminal teenagers get chased by a pack of murderous space monkeys for an hour and a half, amidst a healthy helping of blood, guts and fireworks. Marvellous!

Title: Attack The Block
Director: Joe Cornish
For the scrapbook:   The teeth!
Score: 8/10
Drink of the day: …I forgot to hydrate!


Day 8: Saw 3D: The Final Chapter [2010]

The Saw-franchise takes an unexpected turn for the worse with Saw 3D. I’m a bit of a splatter aficionado, so liked the previous six movies, but this is like a clip show.  And what’s with the cheesy gore?  Those are clearly saussages ripping out of that lady’s belly at the start.  Were the other six movies this cheesy?  I don’t think so.  Maybe I should watch them all again…

“I watched it in 2D.”

Title: Saw 3D: The Final Chapter
Director: Kevin Greutert
Memorable moment:   The previous six movies
Score: 3/6
Drink of the day: O’Boy

Day 7: Deliver us from Evil [2006]

The lip theory still holds.

The story of father Oliver O’Grady, serial child molestor, and how the catholic church thinks not that there’s anything wrong with that.

Recommended for all who feel they need a little more anger in their life.

Title: Deliver us from evil
Director: Amy J. Berg
Score: 25 kids and counting
Drink of the day:   Fizzy lager

Day 4: Doors Open [2012] / Juno [2007]

Tonight’s double feature sees Stephen Fry orchestrate a heist to liberate some bad scottish art from the clutches of the evil banking system, while Michael Cera gets it on with Ellen Page.  Much drama ensues.  Stephen double crosses Mike the Scott, Jason Bateman double crosses Jennifer Garner, Mike the Scott’s girlfriend saves the day while Michael Cera is the secret envy of the football team.

“It’s got nails!”

Title: Doors Open / Juno
Director: Marc Evans / Jason Reitman
Keepsake: Ellen Page
Score: 4/6 / 5/6 
Drink of the day:   Yet another Dark and stormy!