Ponderous Personal Projects – Page 32 – Resolutions, reviews, rants, raves.

A Fistful of Dollars [1964]

A fistful of dollars
Sergio Leone
5/6

Wow. That was a lot better than expected!

Nightflyers [1987]

Nightflyers
T.C. Blake
1/6

It’s always a good sign when the director needs an alias. Starts with a six minute voice-over info dump.

Hellboy II: The Golden Army [2008]

Hellboy II: The Golden Army
Guillermo del Toro
5/6

I agree for once. Maybe the finest example of its genre?

Suicide Squad [2016]

Suicide Squad
David Ayer
2/5

Is it just me or did they make this whole movie just to show off Harley’s little boyish arse?

Cannibal! The Musical [1993]

Alfred Packer: The Musical
Trey Parker
3/5

That’s what I thought.

The Silence of the Hams [1994]

Il Silenzio Dei Prosciutti
Ezio Greggio
Who knows?/6

I don’t know what to say, other than this double feature was a good idea.

The Silence of the Lambs [1991]

The Silence of the Lambs
Jonathan Demme
5/6

We all know it. It’s a pretty solid piece of work.

Deadpool 2 [2018]

Deadpool 2
David Leitch
5/6

Can we have a superhero movie without time travel please?

Seven Brides for Seven Brothers [1954]

Seven Brides for Seven Brothers
Stanley Donen
2/5

Someone on the internet said this was the best musical ever. I say it’s the most meetooish musical ever. I’m pretty sure I’ll still prefer Cannibal! The Musical.

Mortal Engines [2018]

Mortal Engines
Christian Rivers
3/7