The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader
Michael Apted
6/6
The dad does not agree with this score. In fact, the dad thinks these films are quite sickeningly religious.
The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian [2008]
This is England [2006]
The Pink Panther Strikes Again [1976]
The Goonies [1985]
Star Wars: Episode VIII – The Last Jedi [2017]
Star Wars: Episode VIII – The Last Jedi
Rian Johnson
3/7
Now they’re really starting to stretch this thing way too thin. I mean, this story was pretty much wrapped up two movies ago, wasn’t it? What was once fantastic is now ordinary. Where the villain of old was the biggest pile of evil, this one comes across as a whiny bitch. I guess what I’m saying is I’m getting too old for this shit. Time to let the old die, indeed!
The Quiet Hour [2014]
Cave of Forgotten Dreams [2010]
Cave of Forgotten Dreams
Werner Herzog
1/2
Ninety minutes of being serious about some old graffiti. Not bad, though.
Epilogue: About those white crocodiles.
