Dungeons & Dragons
Courtney Solomon
–∞/∞
The only work Jeremy Irons could get after Lolita, and also in all likelyhood the worst movie of all time.
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom [1984]
This is Spinal Tap [1984]
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader [2010]
The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian [2008]
This is England [2006]
The Pink Panther Strikes Again [1976]
The Goonies [1985]
Star Wars: Episode VIII – The Last Jedi [2017]
Star Wars: Episode VIII – The Last Jedi
Rian Johnson
3/7
Now they’re really starting to stretch this thing way too thin. I mean, this story was pretty much wrapped up two movies ago, wasn’t it? What was once fantastic is now ordinary. Where the villain of old was the biggest pile of evil, this one comes across as a whiny bitch. I guess what I’m saying is I’m getting too old for this shit. Time to let the old die, indeed!
