Trailer Park Boys: The Movie [2006] Trailer Park Boys: The Movie Mike Clattenburg 5/6 I’m re-watching one of the bestest tv shows of all tv history.
One Million Years B.C. [1966] One Million Years B.C. Don Chaffey 1/3 Maybe not. Apparently, hair stylist is the oldest profession.
One Million B.C. [1940] One Million B.C. Hal Roach 1/2 Honestly, it was a bit difficult paying attention, even with much SFX. Will 2019 finally break with the make/remake tradition? Very effects!
Police Academy 7: Mission to Moscow [1994] Police Academy 7: Mission to Moscow Alan Metter 2/6 That was so bad I had to expropriate the dice from the Jr.
Ilsa, the Wicked Warden [1977] Ilsa, the Wicked Warden Jesús Franco 2/6 Yeah, yeah I know the poster says “Wanda, the Wicked Warden”. Apparently, it’s also known as “Ilsa: Absolute Power”, “Greta, the Mad Butcher” and by it’s original title “Greta: Haus Ohne Männer”. That’s pretty much all I have to say, except…: BOOBIES!
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl [2003] Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl Gore Verbinsky 5/6
Hamlet Goes Business [1987] Hamlet Goes Business Aki Kaurismäki 5/6 An actual proper adaptation! How about that! And there’s even a twist! I forgot to tell you, but I’m doing a year of film again in 2019! Woohoo! Game on!
Lawless [2012] Lawless John Hillcoat 5/6 Penned by Nick Cave, executed by John Hillcoat, consumed by Stoffe Pro.
Trailer Park Boys: The Movie
