Aloha [2015] Aloha Cameron Crowe 1/5 In Norwegian we have this thing we call “an assembly line script”. This is it. One of the worst movies I’ve seen in a long time.I actually think Mr. Crowe should be punished.
Alien [1979] Alien Ridley Scott 4/6 Even better than I remembered. The kid’s too stingy with the dice.
Knock Knock [2015] Knock Knock Eli Roth 1.5/6 World’s worst actor meets world’s worst director in world’s worst script to make world’s worst movie.
The Blood on Satan’s Claw [1971] The Blood on Satan’s Claw Piers Haggard 3/7 Great production values, but the story is thinner than a mosquito’s dick. Lots of boobies, though.
Someone’s Watching Me! [1978] Someone’s Watching Me John Carpenter 4/7 A few hilarious-for-all-the-wrong-reasons scenes, but not too bad. Not too good either.
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