AVOID! – Ponderous Personal Projects

Elf [2003]

Elf
Jon Favreau
0/∞

DO NOT WATCH!

Silent Night, Bloody Night: The Homecoming [2013]

Silent Night, Bloody Night: The Homecoming
James Plumb
1/7

Oh lawd! It’s worse!

Fred Clause [2007]

Fred Claus
David Dobkin
1/6

Not even Paul Giamatti could save this one.

Knock Knock [2015]

Knock Knock
Eli Roth
1.5/6

World’s worst actor meets world’s worst director in world’s worst script to make world’s worst movie.

Dragonheart: Battle for the Heartfire [2017]

Dragonheart: Battle for the Heartfire
Patrik Syversen
1/6

And there’s still one more to go, goddammit!

Dragonheart: A New Beginning [2000]

Dragonheart: A New Beginning
Doug Lefler
1/6

Why am I doing this to myself?

Ben-Hur [2016]

Ben-Hur
Timur Bekmambetov
1/9

An hour and forty-five shorter, and still feels twice as long. It actually makes the original better. Been trying to get through it for three days, but I’m finally giving up. Don’t watch this.

Rupture [2016]

Rupture
Steven Shainberg
1/6

No no no no no no no no no.

Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street [2007]

Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
Tim Burton
1/6

I don’t understand musicals. I mean, I love music… But why does it need to be such awful non-music music?

I mean… This is just unacceptably bad. WHAT WERE YOU THINKING, TIM!

Now You See Me 2 [2016]

Now You See Me 2
Jon M. Chu
1/7

So bad, so stupid, so many plot holes I almost want to see it again so I can make a list.

Almost.