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Life [2017]

Life
Daniel Espinosa
1/6

A film about a man-eating starfish from Mars made by someone who doesn’t know anything about anything, with a cast of exclusively morons and some of the worst CGI we’ve seen in years. Garbage!

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Valkyrie [2008]

Valkyrie
Bryan Singer
0/6

 

Have mercy!
I have accidentally a Tom Cruise video!

MAKE THE BAD MAN STOP!

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Aquaman [2018]

Aquaman
James Wan
1/6

This may actually be the worst film ever made. I predict that in ten or fifteen years, will show it at film clubs alongside Plan 9 From Outer Space and the likes. The only positive thing I can say is it made me want to play Subnautica again.

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Justice League [2017]

Justice League
Zack Snyder
1/6

 

I don’t understand why they let him carry on. Does he have major dirt on the studio heads?

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Extinction [2018]

Extinction
Ben Young
1/5

 

*sigh*

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No Way Out [1987]

No Way Out
Roger Donaldson
1/6

 

I’d completely forgotten how bad eighties’ movies could be. #didntfinish

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Nightflyers [1987]

Nightflyers
T.C. Blake
1/6

 

It’s always a good sign when the director needs an alias. Starts with a six minute voice-over info dump.

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Red Dawn [2012]

Red Dawn
Dan Bradley
1/8

 

I was wrong! It’s the DPRK!

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Red Dawn [1984]

Red Dawn
John Milius
1/6

 

Mindblowingly bad, but literally everyone from the Eighties is in it. I wonder, is this the film Canadian Bacon parodies? I’m going to go out on a limb and guess that in the 2012 remake, it’s Iran that invades murrica.

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Bad Santa 2 [2016]

Bad Santa 2
Mark Waters
0/6

I wrote about 600 words on how much I love the original Bad Santa, and how much I hate this sequel and why I think it shouldn’t have been made.

But then I decided Bad Santa 2 simply wasn’t worth the effort. Fuck you, Mark.

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