AVOID! – Page 4 – Ponderous Personal Projects

No Way Out [1987]

No Way Out
Roger Donaldson
1/6

I’d completely forgotten how bad eighties’ movies could be. #didntfinish

Nightflyers [1987]

Nightflyers
T.C. Blake
1/6

It’s always a good sign when the director needs an alias. Starts with a six minute voice-over info dump.

Red Dawn [2012]

Red Dawn
Dan Bradley
1/8

I was wrong! It’s the DPRK!

Mindblowingly bad, but literally everyone from the Eighties is in it. I wonder, is this the film Canadian Bacon parodies? I’m going to go out on a limb and guess that in the 2012 remake, it’s Iran that invades murrica.

Bad Santa 2 [2016]

Bad Santa 2
Mark Waters
0/6

I wrote about 600 words on how much I love the original Bad Santa, and how much I hate this sequel and why I think it shouldn’t have been made.

But then I decided Bad Santa 2 simply wasn’t worth the effort. Fuck you, Mark.

Hamlet [1996]

Hamlet
Kenneth Brannagh
0/6

I tried. I really tried. But I had to turn it off before Jack Lemon killed me.

Death at a Funeral [2010]

Death at a Funeral
Neil LaBute
1/6

Sometimes I wonder why I do this. As usual, Hollywood remakes only to add more annoy.

Big Game [2014]

Big Game
Jalmari Helander
1/6

Wow, that’s bad.

Spectral [2016]

Spectral
Nic Mathieu
1/6

Dumbest movie of the year.

Exodus: Gods and Kings [2014]

Exodus: Gods and Kings
Ridley Scott
0/6

Nice job, Ridley. Not a single minute out of a full 150 that wasn’t utter shite. Impressive!

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