Police Academy 7: Mission to Moscow
Alan Metter
2/6
That was so bad I had to expropriate the dice from the Jr.
Tag: AVOID!
War for the Planet of the Apes [2017]
Dungeons & Dragons [2000]
Airplane vs. Volcano [2014]
Tubing: Powers
Powers
Brian Bendis etc
So I managed about three-and-a-half episodes before I finally lost all hope of this show ever being watchable.
Read the comic instead. It’s really rather good.
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice [2016]
Rogue One: A Star Wars Story [2016]
Rogue One: A Star Wars Story
Gareth Edwards
2/6
What to say…. Should I mention the shouting drama performed by the really bad actors? The constant lack of steady-cam? Or the whiney “boohoo, what’s the rebels ever done for meeeeee”-scenes? Or maybe I should mention the horrible CGI – I’m certain I saw occlusion errors in some scenes. Speaking of CGI, I should probably gloss over the fact that Moff and Leia were CGI-characters. And let’s pretend to ignore the shitty dialogue, and the stereotypical table-top RPG-plot. And to even consider criticising the physics modeling would just be silly.
Oh, I know; Not as awful as Episode 2. Not quite as awful. Probably.
Oh, by the way, a happy bouncy announcy: this officially marks the (jump) start of 2017: The Year Of Weekly Cinema.
Trump willing, etc….
