festivus – Page 2 – Ponderous Personal Projects

Waterworld [1995]

Waterworld
Kevin Reynolds
2/6

I wonder if this was as ridiculous in 1995 as it is now.

Christy: Santa’s First Female Reindeer
Bill Porter Sr.
-1/1

Launching #2020 #festivus with a movie that is simply indescribable.

A Merry Friggin’ Christmas
Tristram Shapeero
1/4

It’s like Christmas Vacation. Only stupider and not funny.

Better Watch Out
Chris Peckover
3/5

Well that was fun.

Bad Santa 2
Mark Waters
0/6

I wrote about 600 words on how much I love the original Bad Santa, and how much I hate this sequel and why I think it shouldn’t have been made.

But then I decided Bad Santa 2 simply wasn’t worth the effort. Fuck you, Mark.

Die Hard
John McTiernan
6/6

Best festivus-movie ever.

All is Bright
Phil Morrison
3/5

I like Paul Giamatti, for some reason.

3 Godfathers
John Ford
2/6

So it’s time for some festivus-movies, then. This wasn’t very good.