Naruto the Movie: Ninja Clash in the Land of Snow [2004] Naruto the Movie: Ninja Clash in the Land of Snow Tensai Okamura 6/6
Close Encounters of the Third Kind [1977] Close Encounters of the Third Kind Steven Spielberg 3/6 Really bad special effects, that make absolutely no geometric sense. Still much better than I remembered. The kid’s got warped dice. This shadow, for example: In order to cast this shadow, that huge spaceship would have to be below, and in front of, the light fixtures. This perspective makes my head spin.
Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides [2011] Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides Rob Marshall 6/6 Offensively stupid. A bunch of running around, jumping, impossible catapulting… Mermaids? Come on! And Blackbeard is a wizard now? Fuck this movie!
Captain Marvel [2019] Captain Mar-Vel Anna Boden / Ryan Fleck 4/6 The dad is pretty much saturated with this concept now.